15 Jokes to Tell Your Crush

15 Jokes to Tell Your Crush

Shoot your shot!

Jasmin Nevarez
posted by at Sep 6, 2017 at 9:00 am
editor at hubwav

Summer’s almost over and you’re still single, it’s ok we feel you. Today is your time to shine. It’s national tell a joke day and girls love jokes no matter how cheesy they get. Get off your Tinder, Bumble, just drop your phone and go outside. Find yourself a girl that may be interested in a silly joke and shoot your shot. That’s all it takes. It may sound more nerve-wrecking than you think but a simple joke is the perfect ice breaker. Our Hubwav team has come up with a list of 15 best jokes to tell your crush. You got 15 shots, you’re bound to make some magic, good luck.

1. What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?
Later Essay.

2. What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno business

3. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese

4. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He’s alright now.

5. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.

6. What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.

7. Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley.
One was assaulted

8. What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre

9. Did you hear about the indian who drank too much tea?
He died in his tea pee.

10. What do gay horses eat?
Haaaay!

11. What did the buffalo say to his son as he was leaving for college?
BiSon

12. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

13. What happens when frogs park illegally.
They get toad.

14. Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind it’s too cheesy.

15. What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish?
This tastes funny.

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